RIDGEFIELD: Woman breaks both legs protesting loud music

The Associated Press

Toni Lynn Lycan, 44, got so mad about the music blasting from the apartment downstairs that she jumped up and down as hard as she could - and broke both her legs, according to police in Ridgefield. The injury accured after Lycan yelled at her downstairs neighbor, Allen Haines, 27, to turn down his music. Haines responded by grabbing a broom and banged the handle on his ceiling, an action which infuriated Lycan, who responded by jumpeding up in the air and slammed both feet on the floor, hard enough to break both her legs about 4 inches below the kneecap, Hall said.

Comment:

Well, I hope he learned his lesson. Don't mess with Toni Lynn, or she'll lie on your ceiling and sob quietly. Let this be a lesson to large women everywhere: chocolate is not a good source of calcium.

Jesse Venture, Arnold Schwarzenegger...is it just me? Or is America slowly electing the cast of Predator into office?

You know what this means, Carl Weathers is next. Is the world really ready for Governor Apollo Creed?

Fuck, I remember when being a politician meant you could act. Now you just have to have appeared in a few movies.

Between action hero Governors and the Republicans talking about making Dennis Miller a senator, pretty soon you won't know if you're watching C-SPAN or Saturday Night Live.

"Oh look, The Chili Peppers are on Congress tonight."